I’m not sorry
Nor should you be.
I will find this funny forever!
The word “jumbo” comes from the name of Jumbo the circus elephant. Jumbo was hit by a train and killed on September 15, 1885 in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada. A statue was erected in his honor, and the name stuck.
Jumbo’s corpse was stuffed and given to Tufts (where he is still the mascot) where he sat around until 1975 when the building he was in burnt down. While I was still at Tufts, you could get sweatpants that said JUMBOS across the ass.
mom made mac and cheese for dinne-
Froome out and Nibali looking strong. Let’s relax with a nice poster. #Free Download. #tdf http://buff.ly/1zrlVls
I don’t hate this.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?