i can’t draw horses so i just made the whole drawing silly instead
“Get hopping and jump your way to an all new you.
Keep feet close to the ground — even use it sitting down!
EZ Jumper is the answer to the never-ending quest for a better body. It will not punish the joints of beginners and is proven…
My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
A truly unstoppable force.
GASP! This is the most perfect of perfect things.
Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to turn to a life of crime. Probably the same.
looks just like me when i get off work