Spare Cake

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

mind-palace-impala:

morlarty:

I’m not sorry

Nor should you be.

I will find this funny forever!

historical-nonfiction:

The word “jumbo” comes from the name of Jumbo the circus elephant. Jumbo was hit by a train and killed on September 15, 1885 in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada. A statue was erected in his honor, and the name stuck.

Jumbo’s corpse was stuffed and given to Tufts (where he is still the mascot) where he sat around until 1975 when the building he was in burnt down. While I was still at Tufts, you could get sweatpants that said JUMBOS across the ass.

historical-nonfiction:

The word “jumbo” comes from the name of Jumbo the circus elephant. Jumbo was hit by a train and killed on September 15, 1885 in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada. A statue was erected in his honor, and the name stuck.

Jumbo’s corpse was stuffed and given to Tufts (where he is still the mascot) where he sat around until 1975 when the building he was in burnt down. While I was still at Tufts, you could get sweatpants that said JUMBOS across the ass.

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

-scrapes:

mom made mac and cheese for dinne-

image

cyclocosm:

ridebikmo:

Froome out and Nibali looking strong. Let’s relax with a nice poster. #Free Download. #tdf http://buff.ly/1zrlVls

I don’t hate this.

cyclocosm:

ridebikmo:

Froome out and Nibali looking strong. Let’s relax with a nice poster. #Free Download. #tdf http://buff.ly/1zrlVls

I don’t hate this.

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

my roommate asked me why i watch cycling so i made this and i’m not sorry
He can't win. That's because our masked bandit is a coward.
He never took an oath. He's a fake, he's a liar, and a coward.